Lets complain about melan hunts!!!

I don't know what my record is for Most Eggs Hatched In A Day, but after fighting to grab 330 from the shelter, 420 from the daycare, and a mere 6 from the supplier bc they take forever to arrive, I've hatched 756 sinisteas, only 6 of which were shiny, 25 albinos, 2 sets of twins (one pair which was my very last party before I went to bed last night ugh) I'm very tired. I can't hatch anymore today. Don't wanna waste even more of my DCP than 420. I don't even have a troll party to complain about, this hunt is drier than my skin. I wasn't planning to activate a shiny charm or crystal tomorrow, but of course, here comes Sei Day, after all the other bonuses have gone home, to get our hopes up. We literally just had a Noot day, was another really necessary? (No. The only acceptable answer is no. We all wanted Sei and that's just facts.) Uhogisdlakf Sally PLEASE just give me a melan!! I don't even like tea!

im CONVINCED ive done something to anger sally without knowing it update on the ranking: im in 47th place as i type this

Why, Sally, Why??? Guess it must be the curse of the Helix Fossil. Niet, quit worshipping the Helix Fossil! On a Sei day too......

"Your 5,000+ chain is granting a Long Chain Bonus of 50.0% for hatching Melanistic Pokémon!" Okay then why did I only hatch ONE shiny and no other specials at full boosts yesterday? (except arceus :v)

I broke my nearly 1,000 Chatot chain, and now I can't find a single egg in the shelter. Time to start back at square one.

I hatched 162 Nosepass in two hours with three SLEs, Arceus, Z Crystal, and Uber, HM and level 7 albinor radar. My chain hit 700 before reset, yet I hatched fewer albinos than on previous days, and one shiny. I've also used a z crystal the last two days. 🙄 It's not even my first Nosepass hunt. I recorded 22 shinies and three albinos in 500 eggs, meanwhile this hunt, I've had nine shinies and 21 albinos in 700 eggs. Why am I suffering? My last hunt melan was at 18/636 with the same boosts. this is why me and rng aren't friends.

why oh why oh why did i decide to go for a FEMALE melan nidoran? why didn't i try to hunt something easier? this is one of the few pokemon where gender actually matters, and i decided to melan hunt for a specific gender, so my odds of getting my target are even less likely than usual. why did i start this hunt? why am i doing this to myself? at least nidoran is 50/50...

2 away from 2k and my very last party of the day gives me albino twins you're really cruel, sally >:(

very much appreciated Sally