Lets complain about melan hunts!!!

I feel like im doing something wrong. I just passed 4k eggs and no melan. I took a long break, but I'm back because of the quarantine. I bought hypermode, used an ubercharm, and I've been using shiny charms daily and max albino radar. I'm not even getting any troll parties either.. i feel like there's some trick im missing, because i see other people basically pop out melans daily under 1k chains. I don't plan on getting arceus rank because there's too many pokemon im missing now, just counting new pfq fakemon.

Sally...you just did not do this to me.

Oof that it tough luck ^ ---- Yesterday i hatched 570 eggs with full boost and nope, Sally didnt want to give me my melan. The Z crystal gave me plenty of albinos though. Now I lost arceus rank and since there are 6 new egg dexes im going to wait until there is a hatching tourney to hatch them. I hope that hunting without arceus boost wont tack on another 2k in this chain.

Me: i won't delta the first party because I probably won't get anything!! Sally:

Got a double shiny party, besides the Kirlia which was already there. But 2500+ eggs in and still no melans

Sally: Hey, let's bury the hatchet over all those drifloon troll parties (: Me, cautiously: ok... Sally: Here's a gift to celebrate! Me: oh I'm burying the hatchet alright and I'm remembering where

I think Sally is mad at me ^^;

Parties like this are really causing me pain with this hunt aaaa. Normally I would be happy to see so many albinos, but my shiny rate is so bad for some reason. Right now we're at 23 shinies / 1,600 hatches, which is just short of 1/70. This is including yesterday's Sei day! I hatched one shiny on Sei day, out of ~200 hatches. It's so demotivating. ;n;

I'm at 6,781 hatches and not a single melan yet!! (all boosts running, sans z-crystal)

y’all ive been doing a delta melan hunt for hat bc it’s my dream delta melan and i fr got a melan the party after i used the last of my dp. in the first slot. i used 1,900ish eggs worth of dp and i got one immediately after i stopped using dp. hate to see it im still infuriated!!!!