Lets complain about melan hunts!!!

I've obviously been spoiled with previous hunts and short chains. Currently at 1210 hatched, 4 troll parties and a large number of shinies, and it feels like it's been going on forever.

Sally please. PLEASE don't do this to me at 4 AM

How to start a good day made in Sally: The two first egg of my party was obviously a troll party. My hypermode finish tomorow. Please Sally.

Nearing 3000 hatched - last 60 eggs didnt have any specials at all :c Full boosts active, except Z-crystal sally pls

It's been over 3k since my last Melan... Used all bonuses I could today and did get a fair amount of Albinos but rather than a troll party, would've preferred a Melan. Sally please D: (And more pls: make it evolve into Silcoon)

hatched my entire adopt amount today! 130 eggs!!! i havent gotten an albino eevee in over 300 eggs!!! as soon as i paused my hunt, i hatched normals to ride out my z!!! i hatched an albino with the first egg!!!!! kmp!!!

Three troll parties yesterday. Full bonuses and over 3k chain. Sally, pleae, I'm begging you, just give me this other mlem Weedle.

Hello trollparty my old friend... I've come to talk with you again. My second melan hunt. 3300+ hatched Bounsweets and no melon :( I hatched my first melon in 3100+ chain. :( Saw person who hatched 7000+ Bounsweets with no melan.. I am scared.

Getting close to 2k eggs in my hunt, no melan, really want to do somethign else now. Looking at people waiting until 3+ thousand eggs for their melans and I'm begging Sally to be kind to me.

I love chikorita and I know that my chain is young compared to some and that my previous melan success has been pretty good.... but I am starting to get a little frustrated with this hunt >.<