myoukyomou

there's a fly in my bedroom and I will not rest until it's dead it flew right next to my ear when I was trying to sleep and it scared me this will be your final day, fly Edit: the deed is done Edit 2: no its not

THE FLY IS STILL FREAKING ALIVE AND I HAVE TO WHIP AROUND A TOWEL WHEN I HEAR HIM

i want to set up a trade thread where i pay 5 gp for each illegal lego building technique that someone gives me

tears are just eye snot

coffee is a video game item 1: you can throw it at people and it is painful, 20 dmg 2: +10 mana +20 hp restoration if used 3: can summon with the mighty keurig 4: +5 office element if equipped

So..when I launch my victini hunt, I'm aiming for a special sweet-preference victini because.. uhh.. sweet victory

to do list: - commit tax fraud - retrieve someone's soul by using one of those old vaccuums that you plug into a hole in your wall - add to my godly powers - consume lady liberty using my hands - take out the trash - make coffy - pledge to the flag of the USA GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!!!!!!!

you guys wanna see my zoobles collection

just finished my sleep paralysis a few seconds ago and the demon rabbits played crab rave I love them

if you're out here eating oranges with the peel on i will take you to my kitchen and make you a nice cup of coffee because you need to wake up you absolute gremlin