『』Pokémon Vending Machine V.1『』

you get a peice of paper with NO written on it I put in a wish

You get a star. I put in ALL the wishforge gems and relics that ever existed on the site.

You get an angry Sally. I put in air.

You get carbon dioxide I put in a mega Litten

Out comes a giant Incineroar plushie I put in all the Pokémon memes in existence

You get Patterrz. I put in a Crabrawler and a loverly bunch of coconuts

You get the song Shiny from Moana being played from the machine. I, as my current peanut dust bunny self, collect the semi alternately existing multi coloured oran Berry and yeet us both into the machine

You get a Sinister Box I put in a Vampire Pikachu!

you get a fuision destroyer I put in a hug

Out comes a kiss! I stuff in a lustrous orb, and a lono idol.