Lets complain about melan hunts!!!

Ayyy we about to hit 7k eggs! How about we celebrate with a melan sally-? Please ive been hunting for like years T^T

Right so... Over 7000 eggs and only 1 melan. What the heck? Now my Arceus rank is gone. Sigh.

i've hatched more shinies in the last, like, hour than i did ALL day yesterday. i think my sei day broke :|

300+ eggs today, full boosts, 66k interacts and I get 2 shinies and 2 albinos. Spent a ton on dcp and the z I bought was super expensive and still no melan :sob:. I guess this is what I get for 3 melan spinda in 3 eggs lol Well on the bright side I hatched enough eggs to be top 20 in the tourney (for now)

AAAAAAAAA GIVE.ME.A.PURPLE.DOG. Why is this so hard?I want a Melan Rockruff..... Send help SOS,mayday,mayday. Oi,Sally.What in the name of Noodle Lord Giratina is your problem?

lmk why i've hatched more shinies in the last 3 days than i did all last week with my 2k+ chain :|

11,000 chain... ubercharm... sei day... just hatched a shiny and an albino in the same party. It hurts T _ T

Almost 200 eggs. Sei, Charm, Radar, Z Crystal. Not a single special. I know 200 isn't that many in the grand scheme of things, but c'mon man. All these bonuses and not one special??

I stopped playing during June 2018. Came back just under a month ago, just on the tail-end of OP Melan rates. I am currently sitting at nearly 4.2k Eevees hatched. 87 Shinies. 22 Albinos. No melans. Granted, at least 2.8k-ish of that was back when I played in 2017-2018(and thus Melan chances weren't insane), but having those insane Melan rates available now (or at least up until a few days ago) and have having everything except Normalium Z active and not getting one single Melan... Damn my luck. I'm looking forawrd to the TRIPLE Normal V-Wave approaching, though. I extended my Hypermode solely for that. Hatched Albino twins today, so, maybe this is the week? EDIT: Oh yeah I also got a troll party at some point after my return last month. That too ._.