You get nothing! I gather up the baby eevee and slither into the machine as well.

You get an enourmous hopital bill and a restraining order from the vending machine I put in every episode of the Office, but it's all on vhs tapes.

You get floppy discs with every episode of Lazy Town on them. What a steal! I put in a piano.

You get a couple of Diamonds in the shape of music notes I put in my lack of confidence

Me, Kersti, a baby Eevee, and Sinistea all pop out with your lack of confidence. I put in a rotten potato, along with a fresh one.

You get a mutated potato I re-enter the machine in hopes of growing the baby eevee

The macine spirs you out, except you are now 10 inches shorter, and lost 17 IQ points *prolly should stay out of there, only i know what's in there, soo keep guessing!* I put in a pencil

Out pops Agent 8 with a Ballpoint Splatling. I shove open the slot and try to wriggle inside, dragging Lemmy Koopa (the Paper Mario one) along for the ride. Will I regret bringing along the Koopa? Probably.

You are now a koopa. I put in TPBM

You get the error page I put in a real life goldfish.