Just realized that Chien-Pao is, indeed, literally me. I mean, look at its pokedex entry. "This Pokémon can control 100 tons of fallen snow. It plays around innocently by leaping in and out of avalanches it has caused." Look me in the eye, and tell me this isn't me accidentally slipping up and causing some life shattering drama, then being completely oblivious afterwards. Look me in the eye and tell me