Single post in Lets complain about melan hunts!!!

I am once again here to remind you that the long chain bonus isn't real and Sally is a FAKE and a FRAUD- But seriously. Every boost possible - HM, uber, shiny charm, arceus, z crystal, sei, long chain - and nothing. Nada. Zilch. All I got were 3 troll parties. And not a hint of a melan. It's been around 3k~ since my last melan. I'm probably gonna hit 35k before I get my next one. I just want this ungodly hunt to be over please all I want are 3 more quirky melans is that too much to ask for Sally please