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BREAKING NEWS FROM WORLD'S TINIEST NEWS STAR
Ravyne: "I am verymuch adorable."
Constantine: [facepalms] "That's not - Ravyne, they can't even see you."
Ravyne: "...CONNIE! FIND ME SITTYBOX."
Constantine: "..." [lifts Ravyne by the streamers]
Ravyne: "THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT! If you weren't makestrong against me I would...."
Constantine: [coughs and gently shakes] "Get on with the news broadcast?"
Ravyne: "FINE I WILL DO! Two week ago under mostbeauty blood eclipse mystery Pokémon makeflee dumbstupid scientists and it wellhide."
Constantine: "Remind me why we made him the reporter when no one can understand him?"
Ravyne: [raises voice] "I REPEATSAYING. TWO WEEK AGO. POKEMON ESCAPEYDEALS. CANNOT SEARCHYFINDS. BITEEAT BERRIES. OTHER FARMER SEE. ARE YOU OWNERHAVER OF DEAFEARS?"
[shuffles papers]
Ravyne: "Could be muchworse. Could be biteeat Pokémon. BE GLAD IT ONLYEAT TASTYBERRIES."
Constantine: [facepalms again] "And I think that's our cue to switch to our nose on the ground, Sei!"
Ravyne: "SEI! HAVE YOU FOUND MISSING POKÉMON!"
Sei: "... H-... Oh-...Ugh, I think this thing is broken.. You guys able to hear me? Bah.. Anyway.. We've not exactly uh... found it yet, but me an' the guys have found a helluva lotta tracks.. Judgin' by this things tracks, it's been all around the entire farm!
Ravyne: "WHY HAVEN'T YOU FOUNDSEEN IT YET?! Is nose broken? Does need to spray grosswater up nose and makesneeze?"
Sei: "Uhm, Excuse. Listen here you lil' star. Me an' my team of sniffers are just fi--"
[bwarfs in surprise]
Ravyne: "SEI WHAT HAPPENED?"
Sei: "I swear to Arceus somethin' just ran behind us! Tripped over Ledah an' then jus' bolted off... Most ... towards another Berry field. I dunno if ... the escaped 'mon, or some farmer's ... got loose, but.. THE POINT IS... ELTA, ... I HAVE LITTLE LEGS AND I--"
[dead air]
Ravyne: "Sei? Sei, speakanswer me! No...the berries were nothing but a smokescreen! I heard bwarfing, then...it played us like a damn fiddle!"
[sound of cursing]
Ledah: "That thing's dead when I find it, hear me? Dead! No, actually, I'll let it live, but only to make it regret that it was ever born!"
Ravyne: "Oh, they're alive... Punishbeat it later! Did you seespot it? WHAT DID IT LOOK LIKE. Was it cute?"
Ledah: "No, stupid, it was behind me and I don't have eyes in the back of my head! Do you have any idea how much it hurts, getting tripped over by something twice your size? Do you?"
Ravyne: "Don'tcare. If you don't want to be tripped on, don't look like leafbush. Simple."
Ledah: "I AM NOT A BUSH, YOU LITTLE-"
Constantine: [switches feeds] "Aaand now it's time for the weather..."
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