Single post in PSA: Escaped Pokémon!

Is this thing on? Yes? Good, very important announcement here. Some of you may have watched last night's lunar eclipse. Unfortunately, we on staff were unable to watch it ourselves - last night a highly dangerous, experimental hybrid Pokémon hatched from its Egg and escaped from a nearby laboratory. We spent most of the night attempting to corral it, but were ultimately unsuccessful. Please, if you happen to notice an unknown Pokémon lurking in the shadows, DO NOT APPROACH IT. Back away slowly to a safe location, and notify Professor Holly. Your safety is our highest priority, and we will take care of this issue. No, Shazi, that's not a bush. ...No, Red, that's not a bush either. ...This might go a lot better if staff could please stop looking like bushes. Again, to all players, please do not attempt to search for this Pokémon yourselves. We the staff are highly trained and will be able to handle this without issue- ...No, Nai, I'm pretty sure it's not hiding under Red's hat, either.