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I delivered pizza to Todd's office every day. I wasn't supposed to be in there so Todd would put a black bag over my head and walk me to his office. I don't know if he didn't know or didn't care, but the black bag was completely see through. He would stick his foot out in front of me and trip me, and tell me to watch my step while he stifled laughter. Normally when we got to his office he'd pay and make go out a slide he had installed in one of his office windows. One time though he did it a bit different. "Hold up kid, I want to show you something." Todd typed away at his computer, munching on the anchovy and pineapple pizza. "Do you want to see our next game?" "Yes sir Mr. Howard," I said. I walked over and looked at his screen. Instead of their next game it was a picture of him sticking out his tongue. Todd had a deep belly laugh, sending bits of pizza all over me. "You silly billy, I'm not showing you anything. Now get out of here you filthy animal. Through the door like a normal person, not the slide like a silly billy you silly billy." I left but Todd followed behind me, pointing and laughing. "This guy thought I'd show him our new game." A few heads poked up from behind cubicles, everybody looking confused. The reaction, or rather lack of reaction, must have annoyed Todd, because he screamed so loud his voice broke. "Everybody that doesn't stand up and laugh is fired." I'd never seen how many people they had in there, each cubicle must have had at least ten people crammed into them. Everybody pointed at me and half heartedly laughed. Some people broke down into tears. "Bunch of crybabies," said Todd. On the way to the elevator Todd kept stepping on the back of my feet and saying, "Speed up grandma." I reached the elevator and got in, before I could hit any of the buttons Todd pressed them all. As the doors closed I heard him screaming some names. The pizza place I worked at was next door to the BGS building, Todd told me he loved pizza and that's why they moved offices, and I clocked myself in from the delivery. About ten minutes later at least twenty people walked out of the BGS building, all of them carrying cardboard boxes. Todd was on the roof throwing down what I thought were giant water balloons but instead of popping they knocked people to the ground. When I went over and looked at them they were actually balloons full of rocks.