Single post in the life of a complete debyl

ok ok ok this happened like 20 minutes ago and i'm STILL CACKLING ABOUT IT HHAHAHAHAH ok so my friends and i (mel and kay) were on a run and we had literally never been on the trail we were on and had no clue where we were going and then we found SWINGS so we all get on the swings and me and mel are in the baby swings and she gets stuck and kay has to pull her out!! i was like 'just jump out' and she COULDN'T so we all just start dying she eventually got out tho lmao but then we found a PULL UP BAR all of us have like no muscle on our arms because we're runners lol, so we'd all get like halfway and be like haha no and this guy on the street with his wife saw us apparently and he was like 'you can do it!!' and scared the crap out of us because the bar was in front of a house and we thought it came from there so we were all like 'who where what' and then we found the guy so we were like o thank you so we keep on running and then PLAYGROUND but we didn't stop on the playground lol cause there was someone there so we planned on stopping when we came back ...i never did get to go on those slides and then we keep on going and going and we get a bit lost like mel and i had no idea where we were, we were all turned around lmao 'OH THE LOWES IS OVER THERE?? I THOUGHT IT WAS ON THIS SIDE OF THE STREET?' '[alexei] i love you but you're dumb' cue cackling pt 3 AND THEN we get to these MARSHES and there's no bike lane on the street above so we have to run through them and we're just hopping and mel is just tiptoeing along this incline and kay and i are just bouncing and our shoes are getting soaked and all of us are laughing so hard eventually the marshes end but we found this sewage draining ditch that was so green like RIVERS OF CHERNOBYL and we kinda stood by it for a bit and moved on and so we start running down this little tiny backroad trail to try and get back to the park we started at and we get around this bend and all of a sudden HOMELESS GUY and i'm like 'AA' because i wasn't expecting someone else there and the others are like 'AAA' and i'm just kinda frozen there and i'm like hi sorry i didn't mean to disturb you AND THE OTHER GIRLS STARTED RUNNING AND LEFT ME THERE AND I HAD NO IDEA LMAO and i turn around and they're just GONE and i'm like 'oh i have to leave sorry haveaniceday' AND I START SPRINTINGGGGG AND I GET TO THE BIGGER TRAIL AND WE ARE DYING WE CAN'T BREATHE BECAUSE WE'RE LAUGHING SO HARD so we literally stood there for 10 minutes laughing and so we manage to find the bike lane and we're running to get back to the park and we go to cross the street yeah? and we look both ways and there's no cars so we're like WOO and we start running meanwhile we're still dying about the homeless guy and this TRUCK just comes out of nowhere! and i FREEZE AGAIN and MEL FREEZES TOO and kay just SPRINTS across the street screaming and we all start dying AGAIN because kay is like confused and she's like WHY DID YOU STOP LOL and we get back on the main trail and we have to stop again because we can't STOP LAUGHING and kay is like 'when i saw that car, i though MY LIFE so i just started running i feel bad now' and i'm like 'STOP I CAN'T' and we're all just HAHAHHAAH and at the beginning of practice i was in a really bad mood because everything was annoying and i was just kinda MAD and i told kay that i did not like today and that it sucked but then after we all started dying i was like 'kay i changed my mind today is not so bad' and she was like 'YAY' so basically uh my friends and i lost our minds while running lmao yeah that's it one of the best runs i've ever been on :D edit 6/28: oh this was so fun i remember this! too bad kay stabbed me in the back because she wanted to be popular! <3