[REMAKE] Steal the suitcase

Said Cosmog was actually an undercover agent who report your location to me. I track you down and take the suitcase before chucking it into the Spinda Problem forum. ( I will actually post about it in the Spinda Problem forum and you will have to too to get it back)

I magically teleport it back using Harry Potter magic. I then chuck it into PFQ Servers.

The suitcase flattens my shiny mega dewgong and I hurl it into the suggestions forum.

I was making a suggestion when the suitcase slammed into my shin, (rude) I then took the suitcase and made a hole on the space time continuum, which I escaped through, closing it behind me

I looked at an illusion that claims to gives you superpowers. I then magically use Telekinesis to move it back to me. I took the suitcase and threw it into the You're Banned forum.

I ban you because that suitcase is illegal, take it off you and then hide in in a bush while I train for NASA.

uh oh, looks like i managed to see the suitcase poking out of the bushes and decided to run off with it while you were training. i then dig a comically deep pit and place the suitcase inside. there's nothing to cover up said pit though, so i leave it alone and try to find something to hide it well

Hagrid finds it but drops it. So i steal it. I put it in a landfill filled with rotten garbage and rabid carnivorous cannibal rabbits.

I was training mutant coyotes to help with the rabid carnivorous cannibal rabbit problem when one of the coyotes brought me back a suitcase. It smelled atrocious, so I dropped it in a vat of toxic dish detergent.

With my NASA training complete I grab it out of the dish detergent with a mechanical claw the. Fly to the ISS.