Irk's Mike

Oh! Um, hello there! My name's Mike! ...sorry, I get a bit uncomfortable around new people. I can be a jolly, upbeat Pokemon, honest! I just need some time to trust people. ...I can trust you, right? Irk was so kind to take a Pokemon like me in... I tend to struggle a bit mood wise, but she's still willing to help me out when I need it. She's more patient than I deserve, really. She says seeing my jolly side is worth it and that I deserve to feel that way more often... but I don't know, I haven't decided yet... oh, but I'm getting off track. What are my interests? Well... I'm really into acting. I also love watching Pokemon battles, whether they're really fighting for sport or fighting in a film. I don't think I could ever participate for myself, though. And I don't like the idea of battling out of anger... I also have a playful sense of humor. And one centered around a bit of gross out, admittedly. Hey, pee is funny. ...but please let me know if my humor bothers you, okay? I hate bothering people! If my jokes really aren't funny, I'll stop! I'm also really interested in romance. Have you met Zoey? Gosh, she's the sweetest Pokemon I ever met. She's so nice to me, and so easy to talk to! We can talk forever! She actually laughs at my jokes! And WOW she's cute. Have you heard her laugh? Wow, she's just... and she's not just a fair weather girlfriend, either, she's always there for me when I'm upset or jittery or... not myself... especially when I'm not myself... I just... wow, I love her so much. I hope she loves me as much. Does she? I'm good enough for her, right? I make her as happy as she makes me? I get nervous about that... I really hope she's happy... By the way, I have this... quirk... I try my best to control it, but I can't always handle it. So, if I start claiming to be a Delcatty with incredible gymnastics skills, or a Sandslash who wants to dig for treasure, or something like that... that's normal, okay? It's normal. Just play along, please. It won't last forever. I'll start acting like myself again eventually. ...but if I start claiming to be a Houndoom, then please leave for your sake. At that point, there's nothing I can do. And I really, really don't want anyone getting hurt. If I find myself separated from IrkTheWaffle, could you please send me back? She's one of the few people I trust. I don't want to be parted from her.