Random Pokemon jokes

:Hi! :Hello! Skitty got your tongue BECAUSE SKITTY USED BITE ON YOUR TONGUE!!!! :SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY *screams in agony* :WELP

: So I can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes... or 4000 degrees for 1 minute!! : SOL NO THAT'S NO HOW BAKING WORKS! : FLOOR IT? : NOOO : HOW ABOUT 4000000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND?!?! : NO YOUR GONNA BURN ALOLA DOWN!! : I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF EVERY STAR IN THE SKY TO MAKE COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO : AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

: Hey, Tapu Cookie! : Tapu Fini, not Tapu Cookie, : No, Tapu Cookie : FINI!! : COOKIE!!! : @$$$#%÷^= : Guys, I need some help back ther- GET OUT OF OUR BUISNESS

:Hello all!Today we will make Pinap Berry juice :First get yourself some Pinap Berries. :Then get your blender and put them inside and blend and blend and blend.....(Snores) :WAKE UP!!!!!!! :Ah sorry,Now we have our pinap berry juice! :IT TASTES BITTER AHHHHHHHHHH :Well there you have it!VERY VERY VERY BITTER PINAP BERRY JUICE!

:Jigglypuff what are you do- :*Looks at karaoke screen*AND I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU!!!! :Ohhhhhhkay? :*Continues staring at the screen*Bitersweet Memories *Turns of the Tv*ARE YOU DONE?!?!?!?!

:Can I dance? :No we have to stay transformed and also you don't have arms and legs. :*Transforms*What about now huh? :Okay okay just promise you won't do it out on the stree- :*Dances on the street* YAYYYYYYY!