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: I can’t possess things : I can possess things if I tried hard enough : I can possess my closest friends : I can possess people : ... Read more here!
These are hilarius! I've got one as well!
One of mine
Necrozma! What did I tell you about ruining Alolan adults' lives with your Ultra Aura! Ehhh, I dunno. Somethin' about not waking up again or something. That's it! I'm gonna revert you into your sleeping form, again! Nevah! I'm gonna absorb you! A few minutes later... We've got to rescue Solgaleo! Yeah! We've got to rescue Soggy-leo! And I'm gonna make you Type: Null, again. NOOOOOO!!! I'm never going to wear that stupid mask again! Now I know how to make you follow my orders. MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
: Oui, Necro! : What is it this time? : Why don't you give me that Blinding One title? I'm literally the sun Pokemon, so I should have the title! : Are you crazy?! Of course not! That's my true form title! Later... and: @#%*!@#$ : Calm down! : Go away, Dim One! : The moon gives light too!!! ,, and: @#%*!@# : *Slaps head* Meanwhile.. : This is the time to take over Alola! Tee hee!
: And then what happened? : AND I BEAT HIM UP! I BEAT UP NECRO! : Lies, Cosmog, lies... your father got beat up by muah! And your nice mommy rescued him! : I'm flattered. : THE TRUE HERO IS.... ASH KETCHUP! : Really?! Can I see him, oh please, oh please? 5 min later: : As soon as I get back, I'm gonna kill you. 15 min later in Ultra Space: : *Goes to YouTube* : Run away, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo.....
: Oh look! I'm in the process of catching you, Lunala, in Pokemon Ultra Moon! : What a coincidence! Me too in Ultra Sun! : Let's battle each other as soon as we catch ourselves! : Yea! 10 min later and : DIE MEEEE! used Oblivion Wing and turns to rock : What was that for?! : They said die me! : Then revive them! : I can't. That's Xerneas' job. : Then, get Xerneas! : Wellll, me and Xerneas don't exactly have a good relationship. Meanwhile.... : YVELTAL you are so.... UGH!
Someone make the above canon plz ⬆️⬆️⬆️
How many suggestions can we make?
Unlimited, go nuts! (But please don’t overwhelm!)
Alright! I'll update the first post. ^^
Here's a suggestion...
Cooking With Solgaleo
: So I can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes... or 4000 degrees for 1 minute!! : SOL NO THAT'S NO HOW BAKING WORKS! : FLOOR IT? : NOOO : HOW ABOUT 4000000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND?!?! : NO YOUR GONNA BURN ALOLA DOWN!! : I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF EVERY STAR IN THE SKY TO MAKE COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO : AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The Name Game
: Of COURSE I remember their names! : There's Solgaleo, Silvally : And... *Reads smudged writing on wrist* : Land O Lakes
Open to read!
Hi! I'm Screams, and my profile's mascot is the Archeops, since they're a tad wacky, kinda like what I'm trying to do with my profile!Don't be afraid to pm me, I don't bite!
I have a TON of Phione I want gone! PM me or send a trade request if you want one or two or whatever
I love that 😂
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