: Hey, dude, what time is it? : I dunno, pass me that saxophone. : *gives Sil a saxophone* : *blows saxophone loudly* : WHO'S PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO A.M.?!?!?! : It's two A.M.
Here's another one! : You ever heard of this family? : What family? : This family. *shows a pic of a solynx, lunupine, and a baby kinaster : WAI IS DER BABBU A FURRY AND NO OUR BABBU??!?! : *swipes pic away
: I want a primal form. : Necro, you already have two different forms and basically a mega evolution, you do not need a primal form. : I never said I needed one. I just want one. : He just wants to spite Kyogre because he insulted him. : OKAY LISTEN, THAT DUMB FISH HAS IT COMING-
: Okay, I need to go on a business trip since Deoxys is threatening to destroy some region if I don’t show up. You two better not fight. : Okay, we won’t! : ... : ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS!!! : If she breathes... : SHES A- : WHAT DID I TELL YOU TWO
: Why are solgaleo and lunala the only Pokémon that can fuse with the crystal god? : Because of nintendo. : No, because of arceus. : WHO DARE SAI MEH NAIM : Chill, man! We don't need to start another Pokéwar here...
: *Rolls eyes* Why are you stupid? : *Angry* I is not stupid! : *Glares* You are stupid. : *Forgets why it is angry* what? : *Walks away* You ARE stupid.
: If that one human could control Palkia and Dialga using our power, what if... : Uxie, that’s a bad idea- : Actually... A moment later... : Hey gang how’s it- : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA : OH BOY CHAOS TIME : I AM NOT ASSOCIATED WITH ANY OF THEM : Why do I even bother.
:Hi! :what? :Hello. :Im bored bye bye. :*Yeets Primarina* Yeet. :*Walks away* *One week later* :Eh. :What? :Nothing. :Ugh. *Smacks Dottler in the face and floats away* :Hi. :Hi children. :*Making a portal to the UB world* :What are you two doing? :*Hides the UB portal stuff* Totally wasnt up to anything... Like making a portal to the Ultra Beast world... :*Doesnt believe children* *The next day* :Where did you put the TV remote?!?!?!?!? : *Had clearly eaten it* Nowhere. :*Looks at Meltan* HOW DARE YOU EAT THE REMOTE! :*Totally not innocent* I didnt! *One hour later the door opens* :*Confused by the mess in the living room* What happened in here? :*Points at Silvally* Silavlly ate the remote! :*Points at Meltan* Meltan did it! :*Obviously doesnt believe Meltan* Meltan is the only one who eats metal so..... *A few hours later* : Meltan lets go we have to go home I hope you and Silvally had fu- :*Furious* MELTAN ATE THE TV REMOTE!!!!!!!!!! :*Is tied to a chair* *Three days later* : Im hungry. : Hi hungry. : My name isnt hungry. *Six months later* :*Obviously annoyed* I hate you. :*Obviously up to something in the background* :*Obviously trying to make Silvally mad* I hate you too. *Huge explosion* :*Is flying through the air* Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! :*Obviously both furious* MELTAN!
Heres one. : Who are you? : Edgy you. : FAKER! : FOR GLORY! : What are you doi- : *fires his prismatic laser at shiny lunala and solgaleo* : AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH : *eating popcorn*
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