: Don't be Sol introverted. : At least I’m not loud enough to wake the dead. You’ll put the Necro-mancers out of work. : I declare that statement Null and void. : Don’t leaf me out! Wait, were we supposed to use our names?

: Guys my favorite animal is a cat. : should we even ask- : Because everyone calls it Neko. Get it? Necro... Neko... : Yes, Necro, we get it. : You’ve told us 7 other times this week. : ;-;

: Lunala and I are going to Ultra Space; while we’re gone, don’t do anything rash. : What?! We would never! : Yeah, you act like we’re irresponsible Five minutes later... : //destroying everything// : GO GO GO WOOOOOOOOO

: Necro, what did I say about fighting Silvally? : You have no evidence that I did that! : He’s in the Pokecenter critically wounded. : That could’ve been anyone! : Burnt by a Prismatic Laser. : ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

: Hello and welcome to Babysitting with Necrozma : Here we have Poipole as the willing combatant : Hi guys! : Now the first thing you have to do is crush their morale- : AND I THINK THAT’S ENOUGH FOR NOW THANK YOU NECRO

: This is my son. I love him with all of my heart. : Hi guys : Nothing can change my mind- : //exists// : Oh heccin Arceus : Watch your language, there’s children present

: Okay guys, swearing isn’t allowed now because Poipole is visiting from Ultra Space. Anyone who swears will be banished for a day. : Heck : You’re on THIN, F***ING ICE, NECRO! : Wait-

: Sol, make sure Poipole doesn’t get in trouble while I’m helping Guzzlord. And keep him away from Necrozma and Silvally. : Of course I can do that! No big deal. Two hours later... : //ominous Latin chanting// : Should I even ask? : No. : POIPOLE, NO-

: GUYS GUYS GUYS YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I FOUND!!! : oh Arceus what now : Is it actually important this time? : UH, YEAH I THINK IT ACTUALLY IS, N E C R O. : Hey guys, what’s up? You look different, somehow... : ... 😳 : What did I heccin say.

: Come on, Sil, we need to get going! : NOPE I CAN’T DO ANYTHING RIGHT NOW. : Why not? We need to leave! : //brandishes 3DS// BECAUSE I’M SO CLOSE TO BEATING THE GYM LEADER!!!

: What are you doing? : //about to open a wormhole// ...nothing? : Tell the truth, Necro. : ...Silver dared me to do it. : //obviously did it// I DID NOTHING OF THE SORT HOW DARE YOU ACCUS-

: I’m the strongest Legendary here. : Are you sure about that? : Yes. : Are you? : Please die. : No.

: Peck! : Boop! : Peck! Boop! Peck! : //sobbing// WHAT ARE YOU SAYING???!!! : BOOP!

: Okay, we noticed a little bit of... possessiveness over Poipole... : Yeah? : And we would like it if... well... you know... : Poipole is my son. Mine.

: Are you sure this is a good idea? You know how they get during this season... : Oh, it’ll be fine. What can they even do? Two seconds later... : *destroying everything* SPOOKY SEASONNNNNN!!!!!!!!

: Alright, I’m calling it now, enough is enough. Go home, Poipole. : What? You can’t do that; we weren’t even doing anything! : You’re making a pentagram in order to summon Giratina. : *obviously making a pentagram* ...we have no idea what you’re talking about

: Poipole, what do you have there? : A KNIFE!!! : NO!!! : Oh my god, why does he have a knife?

: Nana, what’s the scariest legendary out there? : Well, Poipole, I would say it’s- : It’s me. : why- : Because I can do this! : *unholy demonic screeching*

: hey gang- : CIRCLETIIIINE! : *quickly shuts door*

: So Lunala, how are your friends going? : *slowly puts down gasoline and charmander* : The usual. : Oh thank Arceus.

HEY GUYS WAZZUP WANNA PLAY SOME MINEBLOX SCREEE! : Lunala, never agree to babysit again. aw c'mon! he has a strip mine!

: so want us to babysit? : sure! here's the fire extingushier, the de-wormholer, and the Flabebe SCout cookies! THIN MIIINNNNTS!

: hello mistew, would you like some- : COOOKIES! : MR. SOL??? YOU'RE REAL? : did i hear cookies?!?!!? : AHHH!

: i hate Solgaleo! : WHAT : Me too! : aww c'mon, don't encourage her! : but it's fun!

: Necrozma! What did I tell you about ruining Alolan adults' lives with your Ultra Aura! : Ehhh, I dunno. Somethin' about not waking up again or something. : That's it! I'm gonna revert you into your sleeping form, again! : Never! I'm gonna absorb you instead! A few minutes later... : We've got to rescue Solgaleo! :Yeah! We've got to rescue Soggy-leo! :And I'm gonna make you Type:Null, again. : NOOOOOO!!! I'm never going to wear that stupid mask again! : Now I know how to make you follow my orders. MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

: Oy, Necro! : What is it this time? : Why don't you give me that Blinding One title? I'm literally the sun Pokemon, so I should have the title! : Are you crazy?! Of course not! That's my true form title! Later... and: @#%*!@#$ : Calm down! : Go away, Dim One! : The moon gives light too!!! ,, and: @#%*!@# : *Slaps head* Meanwhile... : This is the time to take over Alola! Tee hee!

: And then what happened? : AND I BEAT HIM UP! I BEAT UP NECRO! : Lies, Cosmog, lies... your father got beat up by muah! And your nice mommy rescued him! : I'm flattered. : THE TRUE HERO IS.... ASH KETCHUP! : Really?! Can I see him, oh please, oh please? 5 min later: : As soon as I get back, I'm gonna kill you. 15 min later in Ultra Space: : *Goes to YouTube* : Run away, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo.....

: So I can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes... or 4000 degrees for 1 minute!! : SOL NO THAT'S NO HOW BAKING WORKS! : FLOOR IT? : NOOO : HOW ABOUT 4000000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND?!?! : NO YOUR GONNA BURN ALOLA DOWN!! : I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF EVERY STAR IN THE SKY TO MAKE COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO : AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

: Of COURSE I remember their names! : There's Solgaleo, Silvally : And... *Reads smudged writing on wrist* : Land O Lakes

:That was a REALLY dumb idea you had there :What? :You heard me : ///And as it turns out I didn't hear a word he just said///

: Ok, can you please describe the Pokemon that fainted you? : He wasn't very nice ;-;

, singing: The legs on the bus go step step step , sobbing: PLEASE STAY AWAY FROM MY FAMILY

: One of us speaks only truth : The other, only lies : Oh, easy, ok, Xurk, if I ask- {NECROZMA USED PRISMATIC LASER!} {XURKITREE FAINTED!} : NECRO! , to Blacephalon: Did he faint? : No : This one's the liar!!!

: Hey, Tapu Cookie! : Tapu Fini, not Tapu Cookie, : No, Tapu Cookie : FINI!! : COOKIE!!! : @$$$#%÷^= : Guys, I need some help back ther- GET OUT OF OUR BUISNESS

:OMG LUNALA LUNALA!!!! : WHAT HAPPENING!!?!!?!?? : THINK OF THE WORST EMERGENCY EVER! : ALL THE ULTRA BEASTS CAME THROUGH THE ULTRA WORMHOLE!?!? :NO!! :THEN WHAT!? :I LOST $1 DOWN THE DRAIN!!! : ... wow.

: Ugh, my computer is broken.. HEY GUYS! CAN SOMEONE CALL THE EE? : I can help! : No poipole. This is stuff only adults can fix. : *clicks reload website button* : How-how did you do that? : It's very simple. We learnt it in nursery! : Nursery!?!!?

:Hi guys! Welcome to Sucess to Nightmare! : Today, we will learn how to defeat people in your nightmare, so they WOULD ACTUALLY BE DEFEATED IN REAL LIFE! : I did this before with Solgaleo's mother- : OMG GUYS! MARSHADOW KILLED ONE OF THE SUN GODS! : NO, UMM,.... oh great I've been exposed *closes recorder*

: Hey guys, legendaries from other other regions are here! Be on your best behaviour! : I will *evil smirking* **one hour later** : Ooh! Can you show us that room? : The ultra wormwhole area?Ok! **opens door** , , , ,: What on Arceus- : Now, this is the place where we- *Looks at necrozma* : NECROZMA WHAT ON ARCEUS ARE YOU DOING GET OUT OF THAT COOKIE JAR!

: Alright, time to ruin Mewtwo's talent show. : Oh, feel the power of the land *does orange justice* : *gets shadow ball ready* :Oh, Hi mars! Would you like to go? : OMG STOP RUINING MY PLANS

: Hey Luna? Why's Sol drowning the whole region in glue? : Mew insisted on cooking dinner yesterday while you were at Poni ialand, but Silvally was the only one stupid enough to eat it. : But... still, why? : Well, it's fireproof. Someone forgot to hide the fire memories last night.

: SOL?! I THOUGHT YOU HID THE FIRE MEMORY!!! : They really do look like cookies though! I thought it would work! Bonus Scene(By Aryafire1): : I told you to STOOOOOOOOOP!!!

: Hey Necro? Remember a few posts back you said your favorite animal was a cat? : Yeah so? : Well I'm a lion... : IDJRBDKSLDBSHSKEN

: Welcome back to the Helen Show! Today we will be talking to the Alolan legendaries! Please tell me, what do you fear most? Luna? : I fear small, enclosed spaces. : Makes sense! Sol? : ... I fear for my sanity... : That's not- : ...no : Umm... okay then... Silver? : Masks... : Okay! And Necro? : Haha, fools! I fear nothing! : I'm done with this... let's go guys. Luna, I can help you make dinner today. : (・・；) : Please don't...

: “Hey Necro?” : “Yeah Sil?” : “What’s heavier? 1 kg of Steel or 1 kg of Feathers?” : “Steel obviously.” 1 hour later : “They’re both the same.” : “No, Steel is heavier than feathers.” 5 hours later : “They’re both a kilogram.” : “Yep.” : “But, But...” : “Are you okay Necro?” : “But steel is heavier than feathers.....

: Hey Solgaleo : Yeah Silvally? : Can you come here a moment?

An Hour Later

: I’m Back from visiting the Tapus-, Solgaleo, why are you hiding in a corner? (With Water Memory): Bow Down Peasants! I am the slayer of Solgaleo!

: “Can you watch Cosmog for a few hours? I need to go with Lunala to visit the Legendaries in Kanto.” : 0w0 : “Nothing to worry about! I’ll keep an eye on it!” : “Okay Sure...” *Leaves* : “Do you wanna ditch Cosmog with the Counting people and terrorize Alola?” : “Of course!” *After a few hours in the Count to 100 thread.* : “What did you guys do to Cosmog?” : “I don’t know what you mean!” : “Ascend for Glory!”

: Looks like Solgaleo is lazy today. The sun is up! It’s only 9:30! : I’m not lazy; daylight saving time is over- : I can help! : Guys I’m not- : No, you’ll just steal the light again, Necro : ;-; : I’M NOT LAZY : Yes you are

: How come they never put me in Smash Bros? : For one thing, you're not a fighter. You wouldn't make a good one, either. Another thing is what move could you possibly use if you were in the Master Ball? : Moves that'll make you jealous, you little rat. : Should we stop them? : Nah, it's too good watching this.

lunala:(shakes the alola regieon because he can go to the splashpad) solgaleo:lunala its closed plz stop lunala:NO necrozma:why does this happen :( lunala:(covers necrozma in glue ) necrozma:(does orange justice to get out ) lunala:HOW DOES A DANCE DESTROY GLUE

//disguised as Silvally//: Hey, Solgaleo. Hey. : //walks in room// Oh, hey Solga...//sees Ditto disguised as him// : ... ... LUNALA, SILVER HAS A BROTHER!//runs to get Lunala//

lunala:yay! we are going to the splashpad splashpad person:we are now closeing plz go now lunala:(uses glue on splashpad so no one can use it again) solgaleo:(punches lunala) lunala:i will destory you ( puts solgaleo in a neverending wormhole) silvally:we need to save solgaleo(ten hours laterr) everyone:i give up solgaleo:hoi others:(freeze cause they are banned from the splashpad now)

: Welcome the Official Legendaries Club first meeting, any first words? : //raises hand// : Yes Silvally : Are there cookies : No Silva- //The sounds of multiple legendaries leaving//

: “Yeah Silvally?” : “What's the point of the users counting to 100?" : “Dunno. Some passive attempt to get the Mods to play a game." -*- 2 hours later -*- : “Uh. They keep chanting 'For the Glory'" : *peeks in* “Yep. Some sort of passive agressive riot." : *confused* "Are they going to get into trouble? : “Nope." : “Huh?" : “The mods seem to like the game." : "Ooookay then. Go team?"

lunala:lets get some fire scout cookies to eat solgaleo:ok im egg-cited! lunala:that is the oldest pun i ever herd fire scout leader jimmy (incinorroar): we will now only give out carrot puffs cau-(sound of all the fire scouts leaveing)-im out (fire burns down camp ) lunala amd solgaleo:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO