38 Ceruelean Badges pop out of the machine. I stuff a Komainu Figurine and a Lustrus Orb inside the machine.

Out pops a bizarre fusion of Volcanion and Dialga. I put in a Poke Ball containing an Eevee regional variant I made, and go in after it. Still an evil Ravyne clone.

You come out as normal, well sort of. You're no longer evil, but now you just look like a Variant Eevee/Ravyne fusion. I put in all my hopes and dreams, several Hamilton memes, John Laurens himself, and a dime.

All of it pops back out but missing a half. Your hopes and dreams have been severely reduced, all of the hamilton memes are missing the bottom text, John Laurens is missing his legs (but he's not hurt or anything. He just doesn't have them anymore.) and the dime turned into a nickel. I put in the nonexistant luck I have

You get 7 four-leafed clovers an a penny that's rigged to always land on heads :) I put in a can of depression

A can of Happiness pops out. I stuff in a Kanaloa Idol and a Guild Wigglytuff in the machine.

A Shiny Tapu Fini comes out, very confused as to who woke it from its nap. Then, after a bit of the vending machine rumbling and shaking, and army of Guild Wigglytuff, Jigglypuff, and Igglybuff comes out. I put in a bonsai tree, some pokemon cards, a pokemon Red Version cartridge and climb into the machine with a Ghostium Z

Out comes shiny gen 1 (Grass-dark) gengar with blond hair and ALOT of ghost Pokémon cards. I pop in a box of candy and a Red Kirby Plush with MLG Sunglasses.

A red Kirby wearing MLG sunglasses comes out. Are those candy pieces I see it's chewing? I put in a strawberry.

A arobok-shaped sunkern leaf pop out. I stuff in a gamecube, a Game Boy Advance, a terracotta eppe, a sea crown, and a black prizim in the machine.