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Sanity Not Included: RPDS&T {POLLS}

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Sanity Not Included: Ren's Pokémon Do Stuff & Things

MAIN CHARACTERS SIDE CHARACTERS EXTRAS HEADCANONS -Momzuri -Cranberry is a secret evil genius -Frost likes to fight way too much -Pearl is the Alpha Male of a pride of Fluxray, Pele being Alpha Female -Chrome is a rebel and seperates himself from said Fluxray pride -Mauris wants to be female and might become trans later -Oliver and Pele secretly love each other, with Pearl and Olivia not knowing it -The Featherdusters gossip a lot, but it's more like assuming though -Even though Lucia is naïve she is angry at people -Evangeline is not happy -Wotty and Dewwy the best couple -Nuri like to play pranks on everyone and everything -Toxian is oblivious to everything half the time -Indigo and Cheery desperately want to have children together -Lucio and Chrome are BFFFFN (Best fricking friends (for now)) -Astra is Japanese and her Japanese name roughly translates to Star Child -Xander has a crushie -Gelly will forever be a cinnabun -Quagsire just wants love
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Signature by CatEnergetic, with help from Wardove. Art by Pourinqrain
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Azuri's Ribbon and Frost's Envy

Azuri walked with her head held high, a blue ribbon displayed on the side of her head. She had gotten it from a contest, and it represented beauty. The snow gem she wore as a necklace swung side to side as she walk-skipped along, happily displauing her ribbon. "Azuri, what's that?" Frost asked as Azuri strode by him. "A ribbon! I won it in a beauty contest." Azuri replied. Frost, even though he didn't care much for accessories (other than his water jewel, of course), wanted a ribbon. "Is there any chance that there's a ribbon that's... white?" Frost asked, pausing to think what color would suit him best. "No, but there's a yellow one, you could win it in a toughness contest!" Azuri said, not caring to mention she saw right through Frost. "Aightthanksbye!" Frost said as he rushed off. There was a toughness contest on now, and Frost was determined to get a ribbon from it, so that he could walk around as confidently as Azuri and show that he was tough. Eventually caving Ren into letting him apply, he followed every command of hers as she dressed him up. The result? Frost attacking a snow cloud. It did look cool though, even Ren herself said so. And so, he waited for the voting to begin, and the contest to end... Meanwhile, Azuri watched him with Cranberry. "Hey Cranberry, there's a red ribbonnnnn~" Azuri sang teasingly. "Fine," Cranberry said, knowing she was going to bring that up. "But only so you'll stop bugging me about it." So that's how Azuri made everyone join a contest.
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Gelly remains pure and the others try to change that

Gelly, one of the newest children, was blubbing around, being adorable like Solosis are. She was too pure for this world, and everyone else knew it, so they decided to try to change that. Gelly was currently playing with Xander and Astra, Astra being the Kinaster. The group of children were playing a game of tag, and Chrome decided to go attempt to tell them how babies were made. Ruunning up to them, Chrome casually spoke. "Hey kids, wanna know how babies are ma--" But suddenly, Pearl had sicced himself upon Chrome and let out a roar. It was a surprise his crown stayed on. Pearl dragged Chrome away despise Chrome being Mega Evolved, and the Fluxray went back to their pride. A short time later, Lucio, who had been watching, decided to try the same thing. Trotting to the now tired children, he started to execute his plan. "Babies are made when tw--" This time is was Mauris who intervened, despite his usually timid nature. He smacked Lucio away in one swoop of his tail, sending the fiery Arcanine running and Mauris chasing him. It was Frost's turn to try and destroy Gelly's pure mind, and he had the perfect plan. He made sure nobody but the children were nearby and then he went out confidently. "Babiesaremadewhen--" He started. "Ooh I know!! A Delibird brings eggs to mommies and daddies!!" Gelly said, causing Frost to slump to the ground in a cute defeat as the children ran off. Moral of the story: Gelly will always stay pure.
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Xander evolves and a new challe- character appears

Xander, while visiting the bird field, found that he evolved into a Lucario. He was quite surprised, and headed to his home field, a very blue field that contained a lot of blue Pokémon. When he got there, he saw a new face. A Lopunny, emitting a purple glow similar to the color of a Koffing. Xander immediately hid his face, being rather bashful. He had always shown an interest in Pokémon similar to him, and this Lopunny was just that. Later, the two had an encounter when Xander decided to see what the group was doing. The Lopunny seemed to have slid in with Mauris and Chrome, and had been chatting when Xander had walked past and stumbled. The Lopunny bounded over, obviously worried. She helped Xander up, and as Xander got a closer look at her, it turned out that she was a he! Xander immediately covered his face in shame. Why did he assume her gender?! "Are you OK?" The Lopunny asked in a soft voice, that was admittedly feminine and high pitched. "...Yeah..." Xander replied, his face still red. "Um.. just so you know.. my name is Toxian.." The Lopunn- I mean Toxian said, before awkwardly backing away and fading back into his previous group. Xander didn't want to admit it, but he liked Toxian. A lot As in more than friends like. Xander didn't know what to do.
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How items work and how they don't

"Hello, trainer! This is a guide to item usage by yours truly, Ren! This covers how to use items tactically, cosmetically, and correctly. That means for battle, to look pretty, and using them right Anyways, lets go! First, we have tactically with Frost. Frost has a Water Gem, and it's in game equivalent, Mystic Water (I think) raises the attack of water type moves. So give your water Pokémon one and they can kill %99.9 of the fire starters today! Next, we have cosmetically with Pearl. Pearl is the leader of a pride of adorable Shinxel, cool Fluxio, and tough Fluxray. Naturally, he has a Kings Crown as his held item! A Kings Crown is normally used to evolve Slowpoke, it fits Pearl a lot. Finally, we have Indigo and Cheery with correctly! See these X-ray Specs? They're used to show off these guy's cores. If you take them off--" Suddenly, Ren's hand gets trapped under a layer of rock/space debris. "FRICK WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK--" She was not right back. It took an hour to get Ren's hand out, and that was the last time an informational video was made. Ever.
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quagsire

Quagsire wantlov, Quagsire go findlov. Quagsire findboys, boys sayno. Quagrise sad allboy sayno. Quagsire findroc, roc nospeak. Quagsire throwroc, roc hitwater. Quagsire wantlov.
Quagsire wants love, so she'll go find love. She finds all the boys and asks them if they want to love her, but all of them say no or are either too confused. Quagsire's sad about that. She finds a rock, but it doesn't answer her question, so she throws it at the pond. Quagsire wants love.
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oh no did Cranberry stab Gelly?!

Gelly was being jelly when suddenly a scream could be heard. "CRANBERRY STABBED GELLY!!!" Cranberry immediately looked up from what he was doing and went to see if he had stabbed Gelly by accident. ...Nope, not a scratch. Both the "attacked" and the "attacker" were completely baffled. Everyone rushed to the scene. Cranberry and Gelly were looking at each other, no harm in sight. Nobody knew who screamed, but it seemed that some of the Pokémon (those Pokémon being Astra, Indigo, Cheery, Toxian, Pele, Oliver, and Olivia) were worried and some even yelling at Cranberry (that was just Olivia but still) for something he didn't do. Attempting to calm down the crowd, Cranberry and everyone else was silenced by Azuri and Frost. "What's going on?" Azuri asked, clearly confused. "CRANBERRY STABBED GELLY!!!" The mystery voice rang out again, everyone looking around to try and see who it was. "OH WOW HE DID!!" Frost yelled. That did not help as more mons ascended into panic. Suddenly Xander stepped up, and being newly Mega Evolved, decided to use his strengthened aura powers as a lie detector. "Cranberry, Gelly, do you know what's happening?" Xander asked. Both mons said no in unison. Xander didn't detect any lies, so he was thoroughly baffled. Frost yelled out. "LOOK, GELLY'S ALL SPLIT UP!!" Facepalms could be heard from the crowd as well as gasps and screams. Azuri walked in front of the Pokémon. "Did any od you notice that Gelly evolved and that Reuniclus are supposed to look that way..?" "..Oh." Frost said, as a bunch of other mons realized the same thing. "Who was screaming though?" Cranbery queried. The screamer revealed themselves to be three different Pokémon, two Archen and an Archeops. "I am Featherduster," One Archen replied. "That is Featherduster 2," Featherduster said, pointing at the other Archen "And that is Big Featherduster." It turned out that Featherduster was the first to yell, Featherduster 2 was the second, and Big Featherduster was just there. "That was slightly anticlimatic." Chrome piped up with Lucio agreeing. Everyone else was heading back to their business, and all was well. "AZURI COVERED XANDER WITH RIBBONS!!!" Nevermind.
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frost has obtained a bowtie

Frost was happy since he had gotten a ribbon from a contest and he was wearing it as a bowtie. It was a very tough looking yellow ribbon/bowtie. It was MANLY. Frost has nothing to say
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A fancy header + This becomes an anime Ren did a thing and now (not quite) everyone's an anime schoolgirl/schoolboy for probably until next post. If anyone's vaguely interested, human formes are in each S/A/D/M Pokémon's description. ____ ____ / ⭕\ / ⭕\ \__/ \__/ √ __ WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE
There is a lot of distressed noises happening, because some Pokémon turned into animes and now they're in a sickeningly cliché anime school. Frost is making a big distress noise because he's in a suit. Cranberry is making a bigger distress noise because he has a hat. The biggest noise of all, however, is Gelly, but it's more of screech because she's screeing at Toxian and Xander, who are probably internally screeing at each other. Chrome may or may not care and he may or may not have internally put Azuri and Mauris into the overly saturated club and Azuri and Mauris may or may not know this because of the obvious look on Chrome's face. Oh and I added two new characters thank you very much, it seems that they do not know what to do and will be explored later on. WHOO
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oh

Lucia the shiny Staraptor, one of the new characters, is angry again. It's somewhat weird that a naïve bird can be angry at the same time. Guess she is a somewhat real life angry bird. Evangeline the shiny Phantump, who is also a new character, is unhappy. She is never happy because she's the smallest, but doesn't want to evolve into something scary at the same time.

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