Lets complain about melan hunts!!!

I-- I'm not even doing a Proper Hunt and I still can't avoid trolls

I understand now the pain of troll parties. I have nothing to complain about this hunt tho, but still this hit me :')

Up to 5411 eggs now. Nine days of hypermode left. Interally screaming.

Almost at 5000eggs and I don't have hyper but I use uber and so far I've gotten 1 troll, sally why you hate me? ;w;

Okay, you know what? I'm going to hunt just a bit more. I hope this ain't painful. stupidstupidstupidstupidstupid

I don't know how many crystals I've used but uh it's expensive. I ended Cramorant in the 7.2Ks with 6 melans in 145 recorded shinies. Who knows how many albinos there were? Too many. How am I at 6.5K in Swablu with 200+ recorded shinies? (I hatched a girl melan but I wasn't nature hunting before. and I sold her so). Even with the higher count, specials are even more scattered this hunt than last. What more do u want from me Sally? I've got all the things. Give me my stubborn cloud bird, you dumb dragon. I want those purple sparkles!! Also the "You have Arceus rank!" message gives me a heart attack every time because I always think it's gonna say "Get to Arceus rank for a bigger chain boost!"

Im litterally triggered. I got 2 trolls in 1 day. I have 3 trolls in total ubercharm and hypermode active but still no melan. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. What a great first melan hunt

2299 Chain + Shiny Charm + Ubercharm + Hypermode + Z Crystal + Lvl 7 Albino Radar = 2 trolls Wow, thanks Sally. good thing I saved my chain... Probably Arceus Rank bonus will be good for me? PROBABLY

Started this hunt early August. It's been the shortest duration I've ever done a hunt with the longest chain I've had but unfortunately I'm not close to being done yet. I started with a lot of specials and I thought this was gonna be a good hunt. Heh, I've got to stop falling for that. I'm almost at a 5k chain as usual and I don't use Z-Crystals because of my terrible luck but I always use all the other bonuses. Charms every day, 6m hypermode, ubercharm and lvl 7 radar but I still can't hatch any melans. trying to convince myself to save the chain and go back to Eevee ._.