Lets complain about melan hunts!!!

Settle in friends, it's story time! There's a farmer On PokeFarm Oh my gosh, that's just like me! Poor lil’ farmer Wants a melan But they don’t have enough ZC They pass the time by clicking Like someone else I know As years go by they click and hatch As years go by? Uh oh. A torturous chain I don't remember this part! They wished that they were dead? Skip ahead! Skip ahead! But in the end the farmer finds a ultra-rare The mon’ is black all over And worth more than golden hair! So I know, it'll appear Cause there are rules and there are strictures I believe the chains I see all day on my screen My melan mon, and his picture Will look just like the wiki! It won't be long now, I guarantee! Egg number Twenty three I know its today I know its today!

Settle in friends, it's story time! There's a farmer On PFQ Oh my gosh, that's just like me! Poor lil’ farmer Wants a melan But they don’t have enough ZC They pass the time by clicking Like someone else I know As days go by they click and hatch As days go by? Uh oh. A torturous chain I don't remember this part! They wished that they were dead? Skip ahead! Skip ahead! But in the end the farmer finds a ultra-rare The ‘mon is black all over And worth more than golden hair! So I know, it'll appear Cause there are rules and there are strictures I believe the chains I see all day on my screen My melan mon, and his picture Will look just like the wiki! It won't be long now, I guarantee! Egg number Twenty three I know its today I know its today! Oh here's a good one! It's a classic! There's a farmer In a long chain Glad its them instead of me Patient farmer Hunting slowly How I wonder where’s Sally? Blah blah blah, albino radar Boring boring, shiny charm Filler filler, been there, read that! Release Pokemon by the swarm Skip ahead, skip ahead! But in the end the farmer leaps up with a start The melan’s finally here and The farmer sheds a tear! So I know, it’ll appear And its sparkles will be blinding! More special than its shiny sibs And albinos It’ll look up and smile pretty And our first gaze will be binding About time I make a trade thread! Egg number nine hundred and fifty eight I know it's today It’ll show up today! There's a farmer! Any farmer! Take your pick, they're all like me! Not exactly, I'm still waiting! They're out living happily Melanistic better get here I want black in seconds flat! No one needs this hunting gear Oops, did I do that? Cut the shinies, cut the albinos Cut this troll party Cut the Uber and the gems Cut the frags and the crystals! Cut the normals! Cut the RTEs! Keep the bonus! Cut the long chain! And the clicking! The hatching! The clicking! The hatching! The clicking! But I know, it’ll appear Though I seem a bit bipolar And I'm an addict now as well, hope it won't mind It’s a find, It’s a catch And a very priceless creature! It won't be long now, I guarantee! Day number— Are you there Sal? It's me, the farmer Your favorite farmer! Now I know, it’ll appear Cause there are rules and there are strictures I believe the chains I see all day on my screen My melan mon, and his glorious picture Will look just like the wiki! It won't be long now, I guarantee! Egg number twenty three Egg number nine fifty-eight Egg number eight thousand, four hundred and, twenty three I know it's today!