Lets complain about melan hunts!!!

Ugh second troll party

My friend has hatched two melan bunearys in a chain of 400. In 2 days. One of which was a melan delta. And they only delta'd two parties. I killed so many melans for rose, and didn't get my first melan till i had a chain of 2.4k..

I've hatched over 5000 eggs, and I have a bonus of like... 78%? I don't understand what I'm doing wrong? Help? xD

I mean, I just hatched a melan charmy again, but I am kinda upset, since there was an albino in that same party, and it was a female, I just wanted to hatch a female melan grrrrr

im so bored of hunting these flowers 0 specials today. i just want my sprite discovery pls rng

i avoid doing these kinds of hunts cause of how hard it is, and reading a few of these comments just tells me how hard it is also, i read that when you get arcuse, you get incress melan hunts, not sure if it'll make it easier or not

I'm still at over 5000 eggs? Will I ever hatch a melan? I have arceus and everything is going well, but... Over 5000 eggs and not even a single melan? What is going on?

My expectations are so skewed. My first melan Eevee was at 11k and my second at 15k (yes, that hunt is paused for my own sanity lol) but my Scraggy was at a little over 1k. And now I'm at almost 2k for Gastly and I'm just like.......okay melan though??

sei, charm, uber, z-crystal... what else you do want sally? a nonexistent item??? i can't get melans if you don't give me any shinies or albinos today >>>>:(