Single post in Pen and Paper - A Writers Clan

Let's see if I can get these writers to write again. For those who don't know yet: I also host the roleplayers clan and in that clan I came up with an RP tavern where we can let our characters take a break from their adventures. I need a description of this inn, suitable for all settings. A medieval farmer should be able to feel at home, but a space pirate too. So, writers. How would you describe the interior of a tavern that is accesible in all dimensions? You may post in the clan, I will pick my favourite and your name will be added as the writer of this describtion.