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- "So. How are you holding up? Because I'm a potato!"
- "I know things look bleak, but that crazy man down there was right. Let's not take these lemons! We are going to march right back upstairs and MAKE him put me back in my body!"
- "Burning people! He says what we're all thinking!"
- "You know what my days used to be like? I just tested. Nobody murdered me. Or put me in a potato. Or fed me to birds. I had a pretty good life."
- "Oh, good. My slow clap processor made it into this thing. So we have that."
- "LEMONS, YEAH!"
- "AH! BIRD, BIRD! KILL IT! IT'S /EVIL/"
- "Crushing's too good for him. First he'll spend a year in the incinerator. Year two: Cryogenic refrigeration wing. Then TEN years in the chamber I built where all the robots scream at you. THEN I'll kill him."
- "You must be very, very proud. I'm building the world's smallest trophy for you."
- "This is a bridge-building exercise. The humans were miserable at this, mostly because you can't build bridges out of tears."
- "DANCING is NOT SCIENCE!"
- "Two plus two is.../ten./ In base four! I'M FINE!"
- "Who's gonna make the cake when I'm gone? /You?/"
- "Sorry about the mess. I've really let the place go since you murdered me. By the way, thanks for that."
- "Congratulations. You're upside down now." or "You are going to hurt yourself doing that and then I will be ECSTATIC."
- "Stop squirming and die like an adult or I'm going to delete your backup."
- "*snickering* I know we're in a lot of trouble and probably about to die, but that was worth it."
- "How can you fail at this? It isn't even a test!"
- "To reiterate: this is not a competition. Still, if it was, you would not be winning."
- "You can't test plants! We tried. They just sit there, never showing pain nor fear."
- "Just stop flailing around like an incompetent."
- "At least the plants didn't want a reward."
- "When you die, I'm going to laminate your skeleton and pose you in the lobby."
- This next test *boom* is *boom* dangerousI'llberightback."
- "Okay. I guess emotional outbursts require more than one point six volts. Now we know that. // We just need to relax. We're still going to find out what the hell's going on here. But calmly." //
last updated: 11.12.21
absolutely darling pfp by kaffoum!! debyl sliznyak belongs to me :D
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about me
code: completedebyl
background: pinterest
quote: GlaDOS; valve corporation
custom font: fontmeme
sprites: made by me; gastrodon is a recolor of official pokemon sprite
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absolutely darling pfp by kaffoum!! debyl sliznyak belongs to me :Dsignature
sig gif: this video; GLaDOS belongs to valve corporation, not me. video by bolloxed
sig quote: from GLADoS;
even if i change it lol, they're all from her
also portal 2, valve corporation
sig bg: flickr
sig font: fontmemetemplates
ALL templates created by me are NOT f2u.
| galaxy | portal | shop | retro | forest | waves | bee | light | bjorksnas |
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galaxy
code: completedebyl! i actually did something wowza (with help from w3schools and tarashia!)
unordered list symbol: here
background: flickr; allowed to be used for nonprofit reasons
gif in double boxed template: america from APH/hetalia, belongs to Hidekaz Himaruya, originally from this video (i clipped it)
h1, h2, h3, bold font: da font
inspired by: continuum/burmy
portal
"Aperture Science...We do what we must, because we can."
code: completedebyl
unordered list symbol, border image, cursor: here; edited using pixlr
font: fontmeme
icon: my own art, usually; if it's some blond dude sitting on the floor it's mine
background: wallpaper flare
inspired by: continuum/burmy...again lol. thank you! <3
shop
code: completedebyl
background: pexels
custom font: dafont
inspired by: those tabbed folders in filing cabinets
retro
code: completedebyl
background/top image: cut from vecteezy
font: dafont
inspired by: uh...80s vaporwave, maybe?
bjorksnas
code, hr image, background: completedebyl
top image: wikipedia
ul image: deviantart
normal font: onlinewebfonts
bold font: fontsgeek
thank-you's
figured i should give you all some credit, considering y'all are one of the main reasons i stick around this place! <3
users i am very very grateful for
essentially the same as the triangle list in about me
Amanome ; Arebani ; Blakbird ; BritishSass ; Burmy
C10H12N2O ; Celestane ; Frosmoth ; Labu
LunarHana ; MinniHowl
very long clicklist
(a.k.a. result of a trigger-happy debyl; think of this as like a list of people that are neat for one reason or another)
no matter how much we've interacted, thank you all so much for making pokefarm so enjoyable! :D
gifts
*sobs* the most precious babies,,,
some of these are from raffles, some are from giveaway threads, and some are from frens!
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some slightly longer explanations/reasons?? for the amazing users list; i <3 you guys
since these are slightly personal, i've made the text smaller and stuffed em away in a hide. thought about deleting em, but i'm keeping them up for the sake of the people here.
amanone: just gifted me? albino tynamo? for free? wha??? thank you so so much, they are very much loved and appreciated! *cries*
blakbird: an amazing person, hands down. their shop is amazing and they're always so kind to me!
britishsass: portal buddy!! :D thank you for chatting with me about it and thank you for the maravol! ps your art is still amazing
burmy: you are absolutely amazing, hands down, one of the best people on this site. thank you for always being so kind and for being such a great inspiration to me, in both artistic and coding endeavours! you will always be welcome to ask for anything that you need, no matter if it is dexing or anything of the like. thank you!! (ps: thank you for the flower, chicken bird, and the imps! <3)
c10h12n20: fellow life of boris fan! thank you for yelling with me about how amazing he is! :D *hardbass*
celestane: absolute sweetheart! you were one of the first people i interacted with when returning and you've been so kind to me ever since. thank you for all the little gifts you've given me! спасибо большое!! (p.s. thank you for the draconic cheese grater!! <3)
labu: a total dear! very kind and polite everytime i've interacted with them and i love buying 'mons from their shop! thank you for the thicc (and smol) pumpkins! :D
minnihowl: i have bought,,, so many keyrings from you,,, thank you for always being so kind and patient when i've traded with you! :D
tarashia: tons of help with coding and always very patient and polite when explaining things! thank you for all you've helped me with! :D
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you're here!